“You know that mom.”

“You need to watch where you are going.”

“Don’t break my track or I will be mad.”

“Can you hear my tongue moving inside my mouth?” (Stands by me moving his tongue all around while I’m in a meeting)

(Oven beeps) “Mom, the hot crossed buns are done!” Runs away singing, “Hot crossed buns, hot crossed buns. One a penny, two a penny, hot crossed buns!” Oh boy. 

“Can you calm down mom?”