“Mom, I can’t just stay in my room forever!”

“We must do (xyz)”

“We MUST look left and right before we cross the street.” (which is not ALL funny and is super safe. But just kinda how he said it that was cute). 

“O-Kay!” (Very emphatic). 

I say: “What are you going to build John?” He says: “A carwash.” I say: But you always build those.” He says: “A car wash will just work better!” Okay then. 

“Last year, one day, this weekend, I dropped it.”

“Short short long! Short short long!” (As he ran around the house doing a rhythm song he learned during a music episode… this makes my heart happy!