“Mom. Can you hear my voice?” 

“Mom, your name is Hilary, right?” (He actually says Hilary quite clearly. That’s a hard word to say!)

“It boinged into my hand.” (The ball bounced into his hand.)

“I gotta be careful because then it can boing into my face!”

“It boomed me in my nose.” (A flashlight he slammed into his face)

“Ok mom. You do that if you know what you know.” 

“I just know that.”

I asked him where Remi was. “Oh, she’s outside barking.” He couldn’t let her in because he was busy. Yeah… ok…

“These flowers growed for 50 hours didn’t they?”

“These cars are beeping on the loose to go.” (What??)

“Mom, why are you putting sunscreen on those eyes?” (Referring to eye patches I put under my eyes). 

“Mom, I just love trains. Do you love trains?” 

“News guys talk a lot.” 

“I keep on bumping into stuff!”

“What’s going on here? Something’s going on with this!” (He says this anytime something doesn’t work). 

“It will be big and big!”

“Mom, what are you doing with those bones?” (hand weights)

I told him not go behind the TV because it was dangerous. “I can’t stand behind the TV because it might shatter me, right mom?”

“Coming right up.”

“Definitely.”

“Mom, I’m a little sad. But it’s nothing.”

“When the electricity strikes, it comes out of thunder, right mom?” (Lightning questions)